From the Couch of Ben Johnson

Father, Principal Engineer at Prodigy Education, serial hyperbolist.

Process for giving a pill to my cat: 1) place pill on counter, 2) sterilize hands, 3) split pill pocket lengthwise, 4) scoop pill in without touching it, 5) rub outside of pocket with Tostitos® Scoops!®, 6) place carefully in front of cat but DO NOT LOOK AT HER, 7) hold breath